Things Overheard at the Beach

22 Jun

I should have said, “Things Overhead on Vacation.”   So far:

– “There’s not enough vodka in my Appletini.”

– “I didn’t drink enough last night.”

– “God, I love soap operas.”

– “The social commentary in “Happy Feet” is quite profound.”

– “Hurry up!  Where are you?!  Get to the pool because we have two chairs saved for you.”

– “The yogurt place is only open for another hour….we must leave now!”

Notice these don’t have the same sharp edge as regular  Living Dilbert…but, I am with a different and far more loving crowd!

Tomorrow – What Living Dilbert Learned from “Happy Feet”

11 Responses to “Things Overheard at the Beach”

  1. Jill June 22, 2010 at 2:38 pm #

    I want to overhear myself saying “Marco!” to which Living Dilbert replies, “Polo!”. Because then that would mean that I was on vacay as well. 🙂

    Have fun!!

  2. Brea June 22, 2010 at 2:50 pm #

    How about “glub, glubglub” Heard from the bottom of the pool, translates to “Hey! The towel boy wants to know if you need more sunscreen?”

  3. alchiketi June 22, 2010 at 5:07 pm #

    ahh….breathe…snore…laugh…living vicariously through you!

  4. Panda June 23, 2010 at 7:56 am #

    Yeah. I like the non hard edge. And I def have been guilty of the yogurt shop comment those are “really real” really

  5. Pop June 23, 2010 at 8:15 am #

    Thing LD may be muttering on the beach soon: ” I shouldn’t have drank so much last night. uggggghhhhhh…” 🙂 Enjoy your vacay! You deserve it!

  6. thoughtsappear June 23, 2010 at 9:02 am #

    I suddenly feel the urge to rewatch Happy Feet…while drinking an Appletini.

  7. Amy June 23, 2010 at 10:38 am #

    Don’t you just love how vacations change your perspective? Glad you’re able to leave work and bad bosses far behind and enjoy your vacation.

  8. slightlyignorant June 23, 2010 at 10:43 am #

    The first two are the best. LOVED THOSE.

  9. cooper June 23, 2010 at 5:41 pm #

    what? no…’Don’t touch me there I’m sunburned…”???

  10. redriverpak June 23, 2010 at 8:43 pm #

    Your definetly not in my neck of the woods…. Around here, you would hear “You finish it off….I already used up my ammo….” or something else classy along those lines….


  1. Bats, Beaches, Beer, and Beaker « Thoughts Appear - September 11, 2012

    […] Living Dilbert spent the entire week at the beach, and she posted some funny stuff that she overheard. This is what I overheard: […]

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: