There is a Serious Crack in My Foundation

24 Jul

and I don’t like it one fucking bit.  I’m feeling something I almost can’t even talk about.  It’s so awful I literally found myself completely at a loss for what the hell to do.  I’m a fucking little, innocent baby deer in headlights.  What (I asked myself since I’m the only one here…) in the SAM HELL is going on????   What’s wrong with me?  The synapses in my brain (due to fight or flight primal reaction) are firing and it hits me like a Mack truck..a Mack truck straight out of Mad Max, people – I’m feeling..accckkk….vulnerable.  Really vulnerable.  

Living Dilbert is rarely vulnerable and sure as hell doesn’t discuss it (except with Life-Saving Therapist who helped me figure this out – again), yet here I am filled with angst.  I fight deep feelings more often than I care to admit. Good news (I guess) is that apparently I am actually human and not always the superhero I project.  First, Main Squeeze is out of town for 8 days and being home alone all day AND night is new.  We haven’t been apart that long, but God knows MS needed a break and so deserves this vacation.  Today my sandal got caught on a rug while I was watering some plants and I almost seriously busted my ass.  Based on my knowledge of geometry and physics, it would have been REALLY BAD.  I most likely would have broken several ribs and I doubt my still healing neck would have had a party either.  It was so damn close, but I managed to save my ass.  Fine, it shook me up.  There, I said it again.   Please keep reading…

Ok, the real reason for this unsettling crack in my foundation?   I got some rather unsettling news the other day that dropped my jaw to the floor because I let myself get all comfortable with life and it’s been a few months since I’ve had a bone-jarring crisis.  I need another spinal surgery…my 4th, if anyone other than me is keeping count and my 3rd in a year.  I went through the five alleged stages of grief in 24 hours.  I cried all the way home (which kind of sucked because I was by myself and driving), I bargained with God, I denied it, then I was furious and the next day came acceptance.  I even wondered if God is testing me, but then thought that was selfish of me.  In plain English, it is what it is.  It is life, which can be so messy, yet wonderful too. My surgeon apologized and said she REALLY does not want to operate on me again and told me it’ll hurt like “last time.”  At least she’s honest and she’s compassionate and I do love and trust her.  She’s a damn rock star to me, yet so humble – a rare combination in a surgeon. I’ll admit the last one (posterior cervical disc fusion) hurt like a mother fucker. I cried, I nearly puked, gritting my teeth and the morphine pump didn’t cut it.  I had to really work to get through the days without losing my shit (figuratively, not literally).  Living Dilbert does not poo in hospitals.  I’ve learned that when they dissect through really important muscles, it really hurts to relearn to do stuff like, uh, USE YOUR ARMS.  I guess they’ll take part of my right pelvis out this time since they used left last time.  My back/neck are starting to look like a 3 year old on an Etch-A-Sketch. Frankly, I’m weary.  I am just healing from the last two and I’ll have to start all over and it’s scary.  There…I’m having feelings.  I lost my career. Life is very different now (but great in some new ways, like making a special new friend in all this). Stuff I never imagined.  I know there are others out there too.  Talk to me.  Tell me your story.  I’m actually considering a group therapy thing, but for this…I think I’d need to start it myself because there isn’t a “scoliosis survivors group” – I’ll have to come up with a better name than that.  I wonder if they’d mind if I said Mother Fucker a lot?

So, there it is. A touchy feely, yet painfully honest post from me to you. I just had to get it out, but damn if I didn’t fight this realization like an animal caught in a trap – kicking and screaming, but the more you fight it, the worse the pain. LST has worked hard to teach me my feelings won’t kill me and she is right, but sometimes it feels they will. Thanks for reading this one…it’s a bit long. I don’t want to lose more readers. I want to awe and delight, but be honest too.

I do feel I’m being led in a direction I don’t quite understand yet and I don’t like not knowing.  All this is causing a shift in me…I can feel it.  I think with great loss, comes the opportunity for great growth.  So, even though I seem to get shorter with each damn surgery, I’ll grow on the inside. 

Love – LD

8 Responses to “There is a Serious Crack in My Foundation”

  1. Lindy July 25, 2015 at 6:36 am #

    What an amazing post. Thank you. We are ready with light when you need it. Xo

  2. YayMoreGray July 25, 2015 at 8:25 am #

    Road trip to party at LD’s house!!!! We could bring magnets and drink shots as they fall off your neck. 🙂

  3. Stephanie Swann July 25, 2015 at 8:54 am #

    So I read your blog whenever I see it and I am always moved…but I never comment, at least not in public. But, alas nothing ever stays the same. So…publicly I declare you to be the most courageous, tenacious, funny, humble, articulate…did I say COURAGEOUS person I know. You WILL survive this and you will teach and move others along their journey through your honestly, humility, and humor. Thank you.

  4. G. R. Hambley July 25, 2015 at 11:07 am #

    Surgeons fix by cutting. It’s what they do. The Orthopod I have made that very clear to me a long time ago. Mine also made certain I explored the possibility of other treatment.

    You are now in cascade fail. Learn it, know it. Deal with it. The nature of the beast is one begets another as fusions go with the variable being time. That is part of the reason I turned that option down a long time ago.

    I’ve been dealing with Chronic Pain for more than 26 years and know more than thing one or thing two about it. You think epidurals going up in to C1 are fun?

    • livingdilbert July 25, 2015 at 11:23 am #

      I don’t think any of it is fun. Do you think having 17 fused discs is fun? Do you think watching my mom suffer with no cartlidge left in her back was fun? It was not. Doing what I think is best. Like you, it takes bravery, courage, faith in living the best life possible and continuing the fight. I’m with you. I hope you did not take my post in the wrong light. I’ve had at least 6 epidural sand a nerve ablation with no anesthesia – I do feel you. We are together on this.

  5. Jen July 26, 2015 at 2:19 am #

    LD, I am so sorry you have to go through yet another surgery & healing process. I am glad you trust us, your faithful readers, enough to share. (BIG HUGS) to you, my friend. And know, if you ever need to vent, we’ve got you.

    • livingdilbert July 26, 2015 at 10:05 pm #

      Thank you, my friend. Same here, by the way – even if it’s from a hospital bed. I’ll find out more this Friday and I’m hoping it’ll be in September so I can take an actual vacation like a real person.

  6. YayMoreGray July 27, 2015 at 5:34 pm #

    Oh LD, that sucks so much. Please know we’re praying for you that this is the last time you have to go through this!!! Come back when you’re ready, we’ll be anxiously waiting for that snark spark! 🙂

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