I almost called it Day of Euphoria, Ode to Joy….endless. I cannot even put into words how happy I am feeling today. It is my LAST day at I Do Crosswords, Little A-Hole & I’m Just a Good Ole Country Boy LLP. Having to stifle my massive screams of delight.
How did the resignation go? Certainly better than expected and since I have vowed never to lie to you or to embellish…it was downright anti-climactic. I did have to tell Bad Boss that I needed to chat and that is corporate lingo for “I’m quitting your ass.” He figured it out prior to our talk and was quite decent and wished me the best of luck. He DID say, “well, I understand since things around here haven’t really gone as planned.” REALLY? “Haven’t gone as planned?” How about it has been a 2.5 year living nightmare?? I can tell you that unless things change, which they won’t, this pooh hole will not be open in two years.
Ok, you will get more on this later because I suspect I will be feeling PTSS for many, many days. 
Some highlights from Thursday? (I was off Friday and went to see Big Brother for the weekend):
I told Rough n Tough I was leaving and I was kind, gracious and decent. Her response? “I really don’t care where you are going.” Uh…ok, and I walked off . How about this? I know you drink during the day and in your car on the way home and I’m going to tell!!!!
Useless Coworker started crying the second Bad Boss told her, which he insisted on doing before I could get to her. She cried every time she looked at me and had to go home at 3:50 because she was so upset. Oh…she has many, many reasons to cry. One big one is that she should have listened to me the 1,000 times I tried to teach her things that would help her. Hindsight is a bitch.
Bad Boss #2 has not spoken to me or looked at me since. Bad Boss has run around like a chicken all day so far asking me questions and I think reality is sinking in for his sorry ass. I’m trying to stick with the good karma thing and already typed detailed instructions on the things I did that he needs to know. Oh yes, he’s already lost the email and asked me to resend and to print it out for him.
Oh, the troubles they are going to have….and here I go again, stifling my SCREAMS OF DELIGHT! More to come….
THANK YOU for your amazing emails, thoughts, and general shared hatred for these yahoos. You’ve kept me alive. I am NOT going anywhere, ok? I will keep posting! I still have LOTS to say.
To Bad Bosses:
SEE YA, you ungrateful, “my shit doesn’t stink”, stupid, thoughtless, little, judgmental, mean-spirited, selfish little elitist assholes. I hope you make many realizations in the next coming weeks, but I suspect you won’t due to all of the above. May they all give you a small pang of regret. Furthermore, kiss my effing ass.
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Day of Joy
4 OctHow did the resignation go? Certainly better than expected and since I have vowed never to lie to you or to embellish…it was downright anti-climactic. I did have to tell Bad Boss that I needed to chat and that is corporate lingo for “I’m quitting your ass.” He figured it out prior to our talk and was quite decent and wished me the best of luck. He DID say, “well, I understand since things around here haven’t really gone as planned.” REALLY? “Haven’t gone as planned?” How about it has been a 2.5 year living nightmare?? I can tell you that unless things change, which they won’t, this pooh hole will not be open in two years.
Ok, you will get more on this later because I suspect I will be feeling PTSS for many, many days.
Some highlights from Thursday? (I was off Friday and went to see Big Brother for the weekend):
I told Rough n Tough I was leaving and I was kind, gracious and decent. Her response? “I really don’t care where you are going.” Uh…ok, and I walked off . How about this? I know you drink during the day and in your car on the way home and I’m going to tell!!!!
Useless Coworker started crying the second Bad Boss told her, which he insisted on doing before I could get to her. She cried every time she looked at me and had to go home at 3:50 because she was so upset. Oh…she has many, many reasons to cry. One big one is that she should have listened to me the 1,000 times I tried to teach her things that would help her. Hindsight is a bitch.
Bad Boss #2 has not spoken to me or looked at me since. Bad Boss has run around like a chicken all day so far asking me questions and I think reality is sinking in for his sorry ass. I’m trying to stick with the good karma thing and already typed detailed instructions on the things I did that he needs to know. Oh yes, he’s already lost the email and asked me to resend and to print it out for him.
Oh, the troubles they are going to have….and here I go again, stifling my SCREAMS OF DELIGHT! More to come….
THANK YOU for your amazing emails, thoughts, and general shared hatred for these yahoos. You’ve kept me alive. I am NOT going anywhere, ok? I will keep posting! I still have LOTS to say.
SEE YA, you ungrateful, “my shit doesn’t stink”, stupid, thoughtless, little, judgmental, mean-spirited, selfish little elitist assholes. I hope you make many realizations in the next coming weeks, but I suspect you won’t due to all of the above. May they all give you a small pang of regret. Furthermore, kiss my effing ass.
Tags: bad boss, bad business, blog, burnout, commentary, hell, humor, lawyers, life, living dilbert, random, rant