Explain to me how one can be in office space the size of Rhode Island…and, yet, Bad Boss still wants to put his damn files in my drawers? I occupy a very small portion of our 10,000 square feet office. I don’t ask for much! I came in the other day and Bad Boss had moved all the stuff out of the two filing cabinets behind me and put his files in there! Yes, I realize he is the boss, but really? Now I have a new partner telling me he is going to move my filing cabinet so he can put his filing cabinet there. It is the oddest power struggle I’ve ever seen…besides the window space battle. There is plenty of other space in the office! Do they not want to walk more than 10 feet? Is this some lawyer/staff version of marking your territory and pissing on a tree?
I should have remembered, because he did that to me at the last law firm we were in together as well, but I must have blocked that memory. Isn’t it funny how you tend to remember the good things about a boss if you’ve ever followed him to a new position in a new firm? “Oh, that Bad Boss is really a Good Boss when you clear away the fluff!” “He is just very intense.” “He means well…” – well, guess what folks? He is the same person that used to bug the living hell out of you when you worked for him previously! Don’t romanticize it! Nothing like getting to the new position and after a couple of weeks (when the honeymoon is over) having a dim wattage lightbulb go off in your head that says “Oh yeah, he IS a royal pain in the ass. What was I thinking??!” I’ve got to go move some files….
Tomorrow – How to Fail in Business Without Even Trying
How to Fail in Business Without Even Trying
31 MarMy bosses have a golden lottery ticket in their hands and instead of cashing it in for millions (hell, even thousands), they casually decide to wipe their butts with it instead. I do NOT get it. You start a business that is now in it’s fourth year, we have no profit and yet you still do absolutely no marketing, no budget analysis, no consistent billing, no anything…you just sit around and talk about how awesome you are and far better lawyers than anyone in the city. I came to work here hoping it’d be a success….yes, I actually believed in the product. Too bad there was not a money-back guarantee.
I was so full of hope and promise as the newly-appointed office administrator, but it has since been beaten out of me. Bad Bosses love to bring up the subject of “projects” but they never materialize. Am I a Disgruntled Know It All Manager? Heavens no….but, I can state with all certainty that you have to seek clients to grow business, get your name out there to develop name recognition, that some rules are there for a reason in order to prevent total chaos, and one actually needs to send out bills to get paid. Getting paid is what keeps us in business. It’s a pretty tried and true business model. Maybe I should just hand them $100 bills to flush down the toilet on a daily basis.
Is this just a hobby for them, something to do to feel good about themselves and pass the time because Bad Bosses are independently wealthy or have spouses with big-wig jobs? For me, it was an investment. Sadly, not a good one. I can suggest improvements, money-saving procedures or anything that would help get us out of this flat-lining business until I am hoarse and sick of hearing my own voice. Instead, I am doomed to suffer the same fate as the mythological character, Cassandra. Granted the gift of seeing the future, yet no one ever believed her predictions. It was said about Cassandra – “She evokes the same awe, horror and pity as do schizophrenics, who often combine deep, true insight with utter helplessness, and who retreat into madness.” Yep, I’m retreating.
Tomorrow – Brainless Coworkers
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