First, hello. How are you? A lot has been happening, which I will explain very, very soon! I started a post about it, but then had an incident that has me hoppin’ mad and is perfect LD material!!!
Oh, the joys of a small law firm where no one has any balls are endless. Am I the only voice of reason and sanity? I think so. Let me tell you, too…Living Dilbert is about to start swinging. You know, the good ole bar brawl kind of swinging! What is it today? Filing space. EFFING FILING SPACE.
Scenario? Bad Boss #3 who I think I’ll call “Good Ole Boy” has taken over our office. Let’s all just admit it – he’s taken over our office and the other two, my boss included, are terrified of him. Why? I don’t know. I guess he has the most cahones. BB#3 has finally left his old law firm fully, which means he’s moved his years of crap and other failures over to our newly reduced space. There are boxes everywhere and he is letting his secretary, who I’ll call Rough N Tough, “decorate” our space. I’m beyond horrified. Our reception area looks like a GD cat house…and I don’t mean kitty cats. RnT has brought vases from home that she got at flea markets and has put one on every flat surface in sight. Good Ole Boy told Bad Boss he “hopes he doesn’t mind if he and RnR did a little redecoratin'” and once Bad Boss reattached his peen…he said “no problem!” WHAT?
I find it so amusing some days and downright infuriating other days. Today it is infuriating to see two secretaries puffing out their chests over a filing drawer because none of the Bad Bosses will make a decision. It is such a waste of time and energy and one of the 1,456,982 reasons I can’t wait to get the HELL out of this portal to hell.
Thanks for listening. I’m about to go over there and slam all three of their heads together. Whoever is still standing when I’m done is welcome to have the filing drawer.
Wishful Wednesday
25 AugI’m going to follow the lead from two fellow, brilliant bloggers with a Wednesday theme. Hats off to You Are What You Eat and Reheat with White Trash Wednesday and Fix It or Deal with Wine Wednesdays. I never thought Living Dilbert could have a theme for a weekday, but I like the idea…and the subject will be never-ending! Thanks girls, for the inspiration.
Today I wish :
1 – that Bad Boss’ hair didn’t look just like Will Schuester’s on the fabulous series, Glee. I love Glee and seeing the same hair is disturbing to say the least.
2 – that people in the left lane would DRIVE FASTER and pull their heads out of their bums.
3 – that I’m here when Bad Boss gets the bill from the building for having to build the new wall since our guys decided to give up half our space. Rumor has it, that BB will have a cow when he sees it. PLEASE let me be here!
4 – that Bad Boss’ would go to NY for a week and get bedbugs in every possible orifice.
5 – that Bad Boss would have one of his sniveling fits in front of the other two Bad Bosses….and I could sit right here in the middle of it and shout, “SEE, what I mean?? Now you’ll understand when I quit one day without notice!”
Lastly for today, I wish the day would fly by…but, it won’t. I will continue to sit here and work on other things because we still have no business and we all sit here diligently day in and day out. Oh, the Days of Drudgery! Who are they kidding? LAY ME OFF!!! I could save you so much money! Oh, that’s right..that would actually make some bit of sense and Lord knows they never, ever do anything that makes sense.
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