I’m back. Is anyone there? Allow me to re-introduce myself….I am the new and improved Living Dilbert. It’s been a rough few years, blah, blah…I know we all experience them. Let’s just say I went from near emotional death, to near physical death, to disability and HELL, I fought my ass back into the world of the living. If I am anything, it is determined.
Try to stop me.
I’m back at my amazing law firm where I began my career when I was a tiny, Living Dilbert baby. Didn’t know anything, but I faked it and learned as I went. Although I’m snarky, I do think I was put back here (thank GOD) for a reason. The reason has yet to be determined, but I’m honestly coming back to life. I’m walking, talking, cursing, snarking and working hard doing the job I love. Will I still have plenty of corporate America, law firm stories and observations? Honey, there is NO end to them! I work with great people, but I’ve saved a lot of material in the last few years.
I’ll eventually change my cast of characters a bit….let’s just say there’s been some changes. We’ll get to that. I promise. It seemed best to stop in and say hello and get comfy in my new digs again….with myself and I’m doing that. You know what saying helped me so much when I was curled into the fetal position seeing no way out of my huge mess? “Fall down seven times, stand up eight (mother fucker)!”
Trust me, a troubled soul makes for some damn good writing. God, I’ve missed this. Please stick with me….you won’t regret it.
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Living Dilbert 
I’m here and I missed you!!
Thank you! I’m finally coming back to life. You’ve always been great.
I’m here too!!!! Am I dreaming this???? 🙂
Thank you, Yay and thank you for sticking with LD and encouraging me to finally write again!
Glad you’re back! You’ve always been one of my favorite blogs. I was so happy to get this email tonight. Glad you’re feeling better!
Thank you so much! I’m sorry I was away…so long. I’m very flattered!!! I’ll try to make you laugh!