I should clarify…”Real Life Taglines for an Extremely Dysfunctional Law Firm” – new mottos for Shoulda Tried & Harder a/k/a Has Been, Has Been & Never Was:
We are just here for the coffee and free sodas!
Our firm really doesn’t want your business.
Our law firm is only for pretend purposes to fool our wives.
Book our firm, we won’t bill you and therefore it’s free!
We’d much rather talk about you, than for you!
We are better than you and you are stupid.
If reading internet news is your thing, we are your intown experts!
Sure, we seem nice, but in real life we are vampires!
If your company needs a professional ass-kisser, we’re your firm!
At our fine firm, we all went to Ivy League schools even though we can’t figure out how to fill a stapler!
If you need a firm that won’t even try and that will miss your deadlines, pick us!
Shoulda Tried & Harder, LLP, where losing money is our well-earned specialty.
Global? No. Resourceful? No. Dependable? No.
Hey, if there is any honestly in advertising, they’d all be perfect.
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Honest Company Taglines
5 AugI should clarify…”Real Life Taglines for an Extremely Dysfunctional Law Firm” – new mottos for Shoulda Tried & Harder a/k/a Has Been, Has Been & Never Was:
We are just here for the coffee and free sodas!
Our firm really doesn’t want your business.
Our law firm is only for pretend purposes to fool our wives.
Book our firm, we won’t bill you and therefore it’s free!
We’d much rather talk about you, than for you!
We are better than you and you are stupid.
If reading internet news is your thing, we are your intown experts!
Sure, we seem nice, but in real life we are vampires!
If your company needs a professional ass-kisser, we’re your firm!
At our fine firm, we all went to Ivy League schools even though we can’t figure out how to fill a stapler!
If you need a firm that won’t even try and that will miss your deadlines, pick us!
Shoulda Tried & Harder, LLP, where losing money is our well-earned specialty.
Global? No. Resourceful? No. Dependable? No.
Hey, if there is any honestly in advertising, they’d all be perfect.
Tags: bad boss, blog, burnout, business, commentary, humor, lawyers, life, living dilbert, marketing, politics, random, rant, vampires, work